Florida Man Attacks With a Samurai Sword Over Missing Shrimp

He said, “I went Code Red.”

This story is about Jayson Laughman, a samurai sword, and a can of shrimp. That’s right, canned shrimp. I didn’t know it was a thing either.

Jayson Laughman is a 34-year-old Floridian. He lives with his mom and her boyfriend, Michael Airhart, who…